From the Scalentine Chronicler Personal Columns…

Female Seeking Male In the money: Human, 58 years Scalentine, well-preserved and jolly.  Seeks entertaining, independent person/persons to help me spend family fortune as recklessly as possible, before scrounging, whinging, ungrateful offspring can inherit it.  Gave up wiping their bums … Continue reading

Extracts from the Scalentine Chronicler Employment Columns

Cheese Wrangler wanted. Experience in handling Litjar Blue and the more potent Endaki cheeses a necessity, apply Tupp’s Warehouse, Little Cattle Street. Dancers needed, Calentaria’s Burlesque Barre and Grille.  Flexibility, dexterity, skin/costumes must be resistant to spitting fat and occasional … Continue reading

Extracts from the Scalentine Chronicler

No Safe Place Recent reports suggest that the locked rooms provided for weres at the central Militia Barracks during full moon are overwhelmed.  “It’s becoming a real problem,” said one source. Our reporter interviewed several people living near the barracks.  … Continue reading