Female Seeking Male In the money: Human, 58 years Scalentine, well-preserved and jolly. Seeks entertaining, independent person/persons to help me spend family fortune as recklessly as possible, before scrounging, whinging, ungrateful offspring can inherit it. Gave up wiping their bums … Continue reading
Cheese Wrangler wanted. Experience in handling Litjar Blue and the more potent Endaki cheeses a necessity, apply Tupp’s Warehouse, Little Cattle Street. Dancers needed, Calentaria’s Burlesque Barre and Grille. Flexibility, dexterity, skin/costumes must be resistant to spitting fat and occasional … Continue reading
No Safe Place Recent reports suggest that the locked rooms provided for weres at the central Militia Barracks during full moon are overwhelmed. “It’s becoming a real problem,” said one source. Our reporter interviewed several people living near the barracks. … Continue reading