Extract from the small ads, Scalentine Chronicler

Berday, 5th Alster.
Free to good homes: puppies.  8 weeks old, friendly. Mother – Thrin Mountain Dog.  Father – unknown.  5 Lower Battle Street

Berday, 12th Alster.
Free to good homes: puppies.  9 weeks old, friendly, boisterous.  Lively home recommended. Mother – Thrin Mountain Dog. Father – unknown.  5 Lower Battle Street

Berday, 19th Alster.
Free to good homes: puppies.  10 weeks old, friendly, boisterous, unusual breed.  Suitable for energetic owner with lots of space. Mother – Thrin Mountain Dog. Father – unknown.  5 Lower Battle Street.

Berday, 27th Alster.
Free to good homes: large friendly unusual animals, suitable for riding. 5 Lower Battle Street

Berday, 5th Flor.
URGENT: Animal trainer required, circus experience preferred.  5 Lower Battle Street.

Inshday, 4th Frayet.
NEW ACT OPENS TONIGHT:
Marvello the Incredible and his Giant Performing Beasts!  Don’t miss the sight of Marvello bending these Huge Ferocious Creatures to his Will!  Nosticular’s Entertainments and Family Show, 29 The Brandings.  Gates open at noon.

Berday, 19th Frayet
Wanted: Veterinarian, experience of neutering Thrin Mountain Dogs.  5 Lower Battle Street.


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Extract from the small ads, Scalentine Chronicler — 2 Comments

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  2. I love these advert stories. Jerome K Jerome said the funniest bits were the ones the readers filled in for themselves.(I’m paraphrasing, badly.)

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