Extract from the small ads, Scalentine Chronicler

Stoneday, 1st of Glister
Wizard seeks assistant.
Training provided.  1 silver/week and meals.

Inshday, 4th of Glister
Wizard seeks assistant.
Requires sensible person with steady hands.  Training provided.  1 silver/week and meals.

Berday, 12th of Glister
Wizard seeks assistant. 
Requires sensible person with steady hands, stolid disposition, and no tendency to panic.  Training provided.  1 silver/week and meals.

Fasday, 20th of Glister
Wizard seeks assistant. 
Requires steady hands, stolid disposition, no tendency to panic, and preferably not flammable.  Training provided. 1 silver/week and meals.

Rivday, 2nd of Loth
Wizard seeks assistant. 
Requires steady hands, stolid disposition, no tendency to panic, not easily flammable and experience of dealing with large dangerous animals.  Training provided. 1 silver/week and meals.

Rivday, 16th of Loth
Wizard seeks assistant. 
Requires steady hands, stolid disposition, no tendency to panic, not easily  flammable, experience with large dangerous animals and immune to the blandishments of female demons however attractive.  Training provided. 1 silver/week and meals.

Inshday, 11th of Prend
Wizard seeks assistant. 
Requires steady hands, stolid disposition, no tendency to panic, not easily flammable, experience with large dangerous animals, immune to the blandishments of attractive demons of any gender.  Training provided. 1 silver/week and meals.

Rivday, 2nd of Alster
Wizard seeks trained assistant. 
3 silver/week, meals and accommodation provided.

 


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Extract from the small ads, Scalentine Chronicler — 8 Comments

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    • :)Thank you. I don’t often get complimented on my storytelling talents although it’s often a *big* (ahem) part of the job.

    • Personally there are many other jobs I would consider before applying as assistant to even a reasonably competent wizard.

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