EXTRACTS FROM THE SCALENTINE CHRONICLER

JOBS

Guards/Drivers sought for trade caravan.  High rates. Must be skilled fighters, any additional abilities an advantage, extra weapons/armour/magical protections provided, no dependents preferred.

Teachers required, all subjects.  Madame Hithrode’s Educational College, King of Stone.  High rates. Must be skilled fighters, any additional abilities an advantage, extra weapons/armour/magical protections provided, no dependents preferred, pension provided to survivors.

ARTICLES FOR SALE

Small lamp with integral genie.  Reasonable offers. No returns.

Sword, used.  Suitable for beating into ploughshare.  Contact Ornan Strongthews, Dunquestin, Lower Pikel Row.

OBITUARIES

Peacefully at home, Mithin Tarkesh, age 95 Scalentine.  For real this time, you were such a joker Dad.

In the Little Sisters of Perpetual Fury home, age 285 Scalentine, Lottie Dripwell.  With us too short a time.

After a short struggle, Inchways the Loathsome, finally.

 


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